Lyrics Maneater - Blue Eyed Blondes

Maneater

In came a red haired lady
She was all cried out and sore
She walked right in and grabbed me
Just right out of the blue
And said «I need someone to listen
And this someone will be you.»
She said, «I know that men are stupid
I know that you are too
So I will try to simplify my story just for you
I am a man-eater, I own them from the start
But somehow this handsome fucker got his grip around my heart
Well I know I had it coming
I knew I was a fool
Cause he really made me trust him
And he really made me drool
He made me feel important
He knew just what to say
But you can bet your ass I really made him pay."
She said «My plan was to seduce him
But he was far ahead
He smiled at me and suddenly
I laid down in his bed
And so far it was perfect, but something wasn’t right
Because I thought of him the whole next day
And dreamt of him all night
And soon I was his baby
My god I was naive
Cause he was fine and he was mine
I simply couldn’t leave
One day I came home early and found him in a chair
But over him sat my best friend
And guess what she did there
Well I know I had it coming
I knew I was a fool
Cause he really made me trust him
And he really made me drool
He made me feel important
He knew just what to say
But you can bet your ass I really made him pay
Well I didn’t care about her
I let her run away
He said 'oh please I’m sorry'
And I said 'but you will pay.
'
Then he tried to escape me, but I was far ahead
I found a knife and took his life
Oh god how much he bled
And then I cut him up in pieces
My handsome charming midge
I sorted him in big black bags, a
Nd put him in the fridge
Now I am a man-eater, in more than just one way…
He tastes like pig, but that’s okay
I eat him every day
Well I know I had it coming
I knew I was a fool
Cause he really made me trust him
And he really made me drool
He made me feel important
He knew just what to say
But you can bet your ass I really made him pay