Lyrics Blowfly vs. Darth Vader - Blowfly

Blowfly vs. Darth Vader

Somewhere in the near future
Controlled by my calculator
On just a prayer to reveal
When Blowfly met Darth Vadar
Darth Vader
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
He’s a
Kick his motherfuckin' ass
He left women' pussy speared with steel and made heart fill with fear
You see Darth Vadar, my cool operator, now controlled the atmosphere
Again and again, your ass to the men and left their eyes filled with tears
He fucked all the hoes and left the cunts for souls
Things had been that way for years
The Captain called me in and said «My friend, we are about to become a thing of
the past
If you don’t do something about Darth Vadar he gonna fuck all of us in the ass»
I said «It would be a thrill,» me and my were sent for his black ass immediately
And when I get my hands on him I’m gonna kick his ass repeatedly (kick his ass)
Travelin' the stars, somewhere near Mars, when I spotted him just ahead
He said «This is I, Mr. Blowfly!
Pretty soon your black ass will be dead!»
I’ve been around some bad news in my time and I thought I had beaten the best
But this black, metal, son of a bitch was ten times badder than the rest
As he passed I felt lightin' in my ass and I felt like it was from hell
He said «You should’a known better than to fuck with me.
Now your cape wearin'
ass is fell.»
He said «I would not cooperate
Your ass I’m gonna dominate
Your little prick cannot penetrate me at all»
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Yeah.
That’s what he thought
But I had something up my sleeve that was gonna bring his melon-plated ass to
his knees
Yeah
I took some and pussy juice and combined it with some (what?)
back in time when they were combined they destroyed a whole fuckin' nation (hot
damn!)
Under the heat of the sun I loaded my gun as he was approachin' real fast (oh
shit!)
in his eyes I had a surprise and I shot the whole load up his ass
He lost his cock and his ship began to rock
He smoked some pot and took a penicillin shot, but the shit didn’t do him no
good (no good)
Naw
And then I heard this hummin' sound and went somethin' like this (ugh)
bigger and bigger (shit)
Suddenly his ship began to glow (ugh, I give up)
And smoke started coming from his asshole
And then there was a big explosion (pfff)
And bolts and screws and shit was flyin' everywhere (, ha)
Another explosion, part of his dick was flying through the air (ugh)
Yeah, that looked like the end of my friend (that shit)
Darth Vadar
Once again, Blowfly had prevailed
And as I rode my horse off into the sunset (did you say what?)
Yeah, I said a fuckin' horse.
There are horses in outer space ()
What 'chu mean they ain’t got no horses up there?
(say what?)
Ride, Ride!
(, motherfucker)
Yeah ()
Oh, give me a home
And all the guys prick is smaller than mine
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha (oh, Blowfly, your so)
Yeah
My baby keep fartin' in my face (pfff)
I guess that mean I got my face in the wrong darn place
Is there a wrong place these days?
(I don’t know. Is there?)
Comin' in ya'
On a piece of
Lots of
I got two nuts full (oh)
And when he’s in ya' you can have no
And you don’t have to worry about the Gonorrhea
'Cause I’m a whole man
Yeah ()
I got what I got by screwin' a nasty bitch
I would’a came out better jackin' off in a ditch (say what?)
Dick, honey
I got plenty
And I ram it up your ass 'till there ain’t no bottom in it ()
'Cause I’m a whole man
Yeah
A whole man (mmm) (whole man) (a whole man) (whole man) (ha-ha)
I wanna ask you all a question
Who is a guy whose dick is hard every time you’re here beggin' for it?
()
Yeah
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha (laughin' motherfucker)
In case ya’ll motherfuckers out there don’t know what I’m doin',
this is some of the lyrics for the first LP I cut, called The Weird … The
Weird … The Weird … The Weird World of Blowfly
Yeah (weird motherfucker alright)
Uh
Yeah (mmm, yeah)
I remember when I was in the Group
I ain’t gonna call it a neighborhood 'cause I don’t like the motherfuckers no
more
I had to sing lead in bass and I used to hate that shit 'cause every time I’d
be by myself and I’d have to start it off and I’d and look at the hoes and put
my hand on my dick
See, that went over big with bitches, 'cause when you put your hand on your
dick that make ‘em think you got a lotta shit down there
Dick 'bout the size of a, but they didn’t know it
Anyway, I’d lean over to the mic and I’d say something like this
I’d say «bow ba ba bow ba bow ba bow bow ba ba bow ba ba bow ba bow ba bow bow
ba dang da dang dang da ding di dong do blue balls» (*cheers*)
The name was «Blue Moon,» but I would say «blue balls»
That’s back in the days when a had yellow jive
Ya’ll remember 'bout that shit, don’t 'cha?
… I loved that shit
I’d do that motherfuckin' shit
Yep Yep Yep Yep Yep Yep Yep Yep Moon shine-a-nine a shine-a-nine a blue balls
shine-a-nine a shine-a-nine-anana blow job (*giggle*)
Damn.
I was all uptown that time, (you sure were)
But I can do that goddamn shit 'cause I’m Blowfly the master!
The Lord!
The King!
()
Prince with all the
Hound with the crown (huh?)
Biggest dick (huh?)
Who told you to turn the music off, motherfucker?
What’d I say about fuckin' Cubans?
They ain’t been over here two days and already they cuttin' shit off and shit ()
Turn the motherfuckin' shit back on!
Turn it back!
I wanna sing!
I ain’t through singin' yet!
Music!
Bring it back!
Bring it back!
Bring it back!
Bring it back!
Oh
I’m glad his ass is gone
(phew)
I’m glad his ass is gone