| A pirate walks into the bar
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| The bartender asks
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| «What's with the steering wheel in your pants?»
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| The pirate says
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| «Arr! |
| It’s driving me nuts»
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| Now I’ve been riding across the seven seas
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| Looking for a girl from another fantasy
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| I keep a big ship, they call me Captain King
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| I got the eye patch, tri hat, rollin' like a pirate
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| Shiver my timbers fuck you till you’re limber
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| Freaky deaky, till you get leaky
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| Like Run DMC, it’s tricky
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| So animated might as well call me Mickey
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| Pedal to the medal red eyes like a devil
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| Raise the white flag can’t reach my level
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| Like arr, arr!
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| Flow sick like sars!
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| XXX till I hit your mark
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| Ahoy! |
| Ahoy! |
| I put that happy to the joy
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| Fuck with me and I’ll play you like a GameBoy
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| Ninja, skin ya, throw you in a blender
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| Chop, chop, chop, I’m a motherfucking pirate!
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| Yo, ho, ho and a bottle on the go (Arr!)
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| It’s my duty to please that booty
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| Yo, ho, ho and a bottle on the go (Arr!)
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| It’s my duty to please that booty
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| (Yo, ho!) Yo, ho, ho and a bottle on the go
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| (Yo, ho!) It’s my duty to please that booty
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| (Yo, ho!) Yo, ho, ho
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| It’s a pirate’s life for me
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| It’s a pirate’s life for me
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| Yo ho!
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| Sorry bitch I wasn’t callin your name (Okay)
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| We be burnin' so hot (Right)
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| You can’t even capture the flame (Uh-huh)
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| Street rat, hood rat?
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| Freak with tats, spoiled brat?
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| No, wait guess again, I’m a motherfuckin pirate
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| I’m over you like I just got dunked (Yeah!)
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| Battleship you just got sunk (Oh!)
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| Boy you think you can handle this?
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| Is your port hole big enough for my ship?
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| It’s not the motion of the ocean and size of the thing
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| Cause we ain’t getting nowhere with these fuckin water wings
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| I used to be ballin' now I’m just straight dunkin'
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| Gold stars for my rhymes I got all the boys suckin'
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| Jealous bitches start hatin', cause it’s not them we fuckin'
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| With that game you gonna play is the game that I’m runnin'
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| Yo, ho, ho and a bottle on the go (Arr!)
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| It’s my duty to please that booty
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| Yo, ho, ho and a bottle on the go (Arr!)
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| It’s my duty to please that booty
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| (Yo, ho!) Yo, ho, ho and a bottle on the go
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| (Yo, ho!) It’s my duty to please that booty
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| (Yo, ho!) Yo, ho, ho
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| It’s a pirate’s life for me
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| It’s a pirate’s life for me
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| Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good
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| God would permit us to be pirates
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| Yo, ho, ho, it’s a pirate’s life for me
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| Yo, ho, ho, it’s a pirate’s life for me
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| Fire!
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| Yo, ho, ho and a bottle on the go (Arr!)
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| It’s my duty to please that booty
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| Yo, ho, ho and a bottle on the go (Arr!)
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| It’s my duty to please that booty
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| (Yo, ho!) Yo, ho, ho and a bottle on the go
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| (Yo, ho!) It’s my duty to please that booty
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| (Yo, ho!) Yo, ho, ho
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| It’s a pirate’s life for me
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| It’s a pirate’s life for me
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| Yo, ho, ho, it’s a pirate’s life for me
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| Yo, ho, ho, it’s a pirate’s life for me
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| I’m a pirate, nigga! |