| Is it the way you’re speakin'?
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| Is it because I’m peakin'?
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| Twistin' your face, thumb in hand
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| But you gotta have your own space to play in
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| A collection of glass chickens
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| Oh, Vernie, what a garden you have
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| Maybe its the snuff under your lip
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| Or maybe caramel cake covered in Christmas
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| Oh, a flower, you are, to my land
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| But I
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| No, I cannot deny the beauty
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| If I had a heart, I would want it to be like Vernie’s
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| Oh, what a heart that she has
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| Roaming through the cupboard
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| Jar of pickles never opened since 1983
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| Peanuts in a pile
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| And Elvis down the aisle, singing gallantly
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| I wish I could be, I wish I could be, I wish I could be
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| I wish I could be, I wish I could be a little more like Vernie
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| Oh, I wanna be
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| I wanna be a little more like Vernie |