Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Wouldn't That Be Nice, artist - Blaze Foley. Album song Oval Room, in the genre Date of issue: 31.12.2003
Record label: Lost Art
Song language: English
Wouldn't That Be Nice |
| Well, lock your door lady or I’ll jump in your car |
| I know you know how nasty we are |
| Poke out your eyeballs and make you a scar |
| Make you have to walk real far |
| Mess up your hairdo and sit on your face |
| Scatter your makeup all over the place |
| Take all your money and kidnap your kids |
| Take all your money and buy me some lids |
| Then I’ll call up your husband and tell him you’re dead |
| Take out your tonsils and make you give head |
| Let out the air out of all of your tires |
| Take out your molars with needle-nose pliers |
| Make you do everything you don’t want to do |
| Buy me some earthworms and smear them on you |
| Put your fat head in a rusty old vice |
| Yeah, wouldn’t that be nice |