Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Wouldn't That Be Nice, artist - Blaze Foley. Album song Oval Room, in the genre
Date of issue: 31.12.2003
Record label: Lost Art
Song language: English
Wouldn't That Be Nice |
Well, lock your door lady or I’ll jump in your car |
I know you know how nasty we are |
Poke out your eyeballs and make you a scar |
Make you have to walk real far |
Mess up your hairdo and sit on your face |
Scatter your makeup all over the place |
Take all your money and kidnap your kids |
Take all your money and buy me some lids |
Then I’ll call up your husband and tell him you’re dead |
Take out your tonsils and make you give head |
Let out the air out of all of your tires |
Take out your molars with needle-nose pliers |
Make you do everything you don’t want to do |
Buy me some earthworms and smear them on you |
Put your fat head in a rusty old vice |
Yeah, wouldn’t that be nice |