| Well, I do declare!
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| Uhm, what exactly do you declare again?
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| My, oh my
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| Look at that pretty little thing
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| She’s got the world on a string
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| Head-to-toe sickening
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| No competition, no ring
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| Ooh! |
| Hold up that’s me
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| Talking like Cardi B
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| And I’m looking like Gucci
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| Cover girl, feeling like Twiggy
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| No one can touch me
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| I’m the one and only queen walking, ey!
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| Superstar, centerstage
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| Hollywood, I’m all the rage
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| Money face, movie smile
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| Everything in fashion
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| Body type, like a snack
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| Leading lady all in black
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| Ingénue, Jimmy Choo
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| Lights, camera, action
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| America’s Sweetheart!
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| The girl you’ll love to know
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| America’s Sweetheart!
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| I came to steal the show
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| Oh yay, oh yay, oh yay
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| Taking to the stand like OJ
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| TV screens, magazines
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| She’s been around the world
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| But she looks thirteen
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| Whoa! |
| A TNT explosion
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| TMZ, my not so secret admirer
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| Blowing up my phone like Tyra, woo
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| Superstar, black page
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| Mother load, Mickey’s rage
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| My new face, juvederm
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| Everything is plastic
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| Hot couture, off the rack
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| Breaking up Fleetwood Mac
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| Giant shoe, forty two
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| Lights, camera, action
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| America’s Sweetheart!
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| The girl you’ll love to know
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| America’s Sweetheart!
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| I came to steal the show
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| Blair! |
| Can I get a statement for the press?
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| Uhm, are you with TMZ?
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| Absolutely
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| Well, give me more questions
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| Blair! |
| Are you a lesbian?
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| Yes, I’ve done everything
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| Blair! |
| What’s your favorite position?
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| CEO
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| Ahahahaha
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| America’s Sweetheart!
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| The girl you’ll love to know
|
| America’s Sweetheart!
|
| I came to steal the show
|
| Superstar, centerstage
|
| Hollywood, I’m all the rage
|
| Money face, movie smile
|
| Everything in fashion
|
| Body type, like a snack
|
| Leading lady all in black
|
| Ingénue, Jimmy Choo
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| Lights, camera, action |