| This is Dres
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| The Suga Dick Daddy Mistah Lawnge and myself make up
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| This crew called Black Sheep
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| Now uh, I knows a lot of hoes
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| And being that I knows a lot of hoes I get asked a lot of times
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| Dres, whats up with you and all those hoes?
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| Well check it
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| Let me put you down, up on a riddle
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| I’m the type of brother that is swinging with a fiddle
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| Out to get a lot because I never like a little
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| Which is why I ban a dip that claims she’s in the middle
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| Met a honey riding on the trolly
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| Looking kinda Dolby said that I could call her Molly
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| Said she had a lover that went by the name of Polly
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| As she kicked it, I thought that I should dolly
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| She said Polly want a cracker but the dip is not desired
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| Cracker got a honey though she’s about to be fired
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| He wants to get Anna better yet he wants to bone her
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| Anna’s got a man though and I don’t think he would loan her
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| I said honey honey I said it slow
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| Coming is my stop and I really have to go
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| Not to cut you short or to interrupt your flow but uh
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| Whats up with the mojo?
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| She gave a big grin, I knew that she was with it
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| We stepped off and we Niked (huh?) We just did it
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| Boots were kind of fly yeah I like the way they fitted
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| Honey was the woman and to her I did admit it
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| Lathered up the nuts and I changed my shoes
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| Took off the browns and put on the blues
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| Sweetie I’m the paper called the Daily News
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| And today’s headline reads: here you can’t snooze
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| After she was dressed we both broke out
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| Said she had to go and see a brother with clout
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| She said I’m hungry, hungry no doubt
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| Uh lemme get a hot dog with extra sauerkraut
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| She stepped to the left I stepped hard to the right
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| «Can you spare a quarter?» |
| Yo black go fly a kite
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| Gave a little bark but he wouldn’t dare bite
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| For that would be the end of his night
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| Walk the city streets wonder who I’ll see
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| There goes Mistah Lawnge and my man Peewee
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| Look upon their faces coincides with glee
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| What’s up Dres yo what’s up P
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| What’s up with the skins said I just got deep
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| Did it cost a lot, naw the boost were cheap
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| Costed me some time and a little bit of sleep
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| A fresh jimmy hat and some kosher meat
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| Guess I got their goose to their toes they rose
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| My man Peewee broke out but Lawnge stood in a pose
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| Lookin at some kids going by in afros
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| Then pulled out a book entitled «Hoes I Knows»
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| Dres: Listen, Mistah Lawnge
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| Lawnge: What’s up
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| Ders: Being that a brother such as yourself knows so
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| Many hoes
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| Why don’t you tell me
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| Whats your particular favorite ho?
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| Lawnge: Well I like sexual chocolate hoes
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| Milky hoes, goya hoes, pork fried rice hoes
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| Red light special hoes
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| And my favorite? |
| Mmmm triple H
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| Love a black sheep ho cause she’s down to swing
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| Goya hoes are fly but they wear anything
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| Triple H is silky but it seems to me
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| That a milky ho believes she’s invented — (poonani)
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| Similak hoes bring an instant erection
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| And them red light special hoes hold the fly complexion
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| Sexual chocolate hoes are like a game of bridge
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| And pork fried hoes, don’t even speak the language
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| All in all I love them when the time is right
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| Only ho I hate is ho a la strobelight
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| Then again I know when it’s late at night
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| I never say never cause I know I just might
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| Certain kind of heads that my dip can’t see
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| Baby Chris, Pause, Red Tip and Big Ali
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| Afrikaa, Lawnge and soon a kid named Chi
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| How do my hoes look? |
| (Just call me choosy)
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| Honeys hear that word and they say van damn
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| Not to cause offense even though I know I am
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| Take it in stride, you survived the Son of Sam
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| It’s a Black Sheep thing who gives a fuck if you don’t understand
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| -Sexual chocolate hoes (You knows about sexual
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| Chocolate hoes?) I knows about sexual chocolate hoes, I knows
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| -Milky
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| -Milky hoes
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| -Do you know about pork fried rice hoes?
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| -Oh, damn gimme some
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| -What about mothafuckin goya hoes?
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| -Wooh!
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| -You heard about them red light (red red red) red light special hoes
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| -Red what the, what the fuck is that boy?
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| -You seen the dot I seen the dot, I seen it a lot
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| -They only get that dot once a month though, right?
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| -Once a month
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| -What about motherfuckin triple H
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| -Triple H? |
| (triple H) Them half and half hoes?
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| -Half and half hoes!
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| -Van damn I know them hoes (big asses)
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| -Damn (I know them I know them)
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| -What about motherfuckin ah, what we got here
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| -Black sheep hoes
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| -What the fuck is a black sheep ho?
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| -I heard them hoes be swinging, them swinging hoes |