
Date of issue: 08.05.2006
Record label: Purple Pyramid
Song language: English
Happy Hooker |
This poor child was standin' on a corner when |
Up walked this woman that looked good all over |
I had on my city duds my one and only suit |
This fox picked me out and told me I was cute |
I said you’re cute too without further adieu |
She said for fifty dollars I’ll make love to you |
I knew I’d have to buy more than the juice |
Then she grabbed me and turned me every way but loose |
She was a real fine looker, fifty dollar hooker |
All night cooker, a happy hooker |
With two hands that could understand, the needs of a lonely man |
I don’t usually like to buy it but didn’t slow down to pay |
The way she was built money couldn’t stand in the way |
We went to her place, 'cause we saw it first |
Was no amount of money could measure what she was worth |
She was a real fine looker, fifty dollar hooker |
All night cooker, a happy hooker |
With two hands that could understand, the needs of a lonely man |
Uh huh, all right… Uh huh, all night |
All I got to tell you she cured a lonely man |
Though she didn’t know me, she could understand |
The best way I know for this story to end |
For me to recommend her to all of my friends |
She was a real fine looker, fifty dollar hooker |
All night cooker, a happy hooker |
With two hands that could understand, the needs of a lonely man |
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