| Programming like this
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| Is made possible
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| By viewers like you!
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| Every day, every day, I’m so fucking freaked out
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| Every day, every day, I can’t get the evil out
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| Every night I feel so far away
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| Someday, someday
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| Will it ever be okay?
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| Every day, it’s a brand new episode
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| Every day, I guess we’ll see just how far it goes
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| Every day, it seems like no one sees and no one knows
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| Every day, I kinda wanna cancel the show
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| Most days I just feel like I’m making it up
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| Call off the show
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| I pray to god that I’m just making it up
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| I don’t wanna go to the show!
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| I wish this was just a cartoon so I could be like
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| «This is real as fuck, I love the way they don’t give up!»
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| Tweet about it, «more stories like this, so important!»
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| But it really happened
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| Oh god, it really happened!
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| «So, uh, I have this idea for like, a cartoon or something.»
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| «Uh-huh.»
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| «And, it’s like. |
| There’s these fucked up kids…»
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| «Uh-huh.»
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| «And like, through the power of uh…»
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| «Understanding!»
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| «Yeah! |
| It could totally be like, understanding, or like, forgiveness or
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| something…»
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| «Uh-huh.»
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| «They like, overcome all their fears, and in the end, they turn out to be like,
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| fine.»
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| (Both laughing)
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| Aaaaaghhhhh!
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| What the fuck!
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| What the…
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| I wanna do that again, yeah
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| Every day, it’s another new episode
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| Every day, slice a bit more meat off the bone
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| I can feel the evil in me
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| I’m such a faker really
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| Meat off the bones…
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| Crisis line, all agents busy
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| I feel so guilty
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| Meat off the…
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| What the fuck?!
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| What the fuck?!
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| What the fuck?!
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| What the fuck?!
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| What the fuck? |