| Welcome to the best new six-part Danish crime drama
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| She steams herself in marble rooms, courtesy of Pig
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| I lose myself in the light of the TV, courtesy of her father
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| She buys everything that glows gold in the kitchen larder
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| Mother is juicing watermelons on the breakfast island
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| And with frail hands she grips the NutriBullet
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| And the bite of its blades reminds me of a future that I am in no way part of
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| And in a wall of photographs
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| In the downstairs second living room’s TV area
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| I become her father
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| And complain of mediocre theatre in the daytime
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| And ice in single malt whiskey at night
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| Of rising skirt hems and lowering IQs
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| And things just aren’t built like they used to be
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| The absolute pinnacle of British engineering
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| And I am so ignorant now, with all that I have learnt
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| I am so ignorant now, with all that I have learnt
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| Yes, I am so ignorant now, with all that I have learnt
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| I am so ignorant now, with all that I have learnt
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| I am so ignorant now, with all that I have learnt
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| I am invincible in these sunglasses
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| I am the Fonz, I am the Jack of Hearts
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| I am looking at you and you cannot tell
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| I am more than the sum of my parts
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| I am looking at you with my best eyes and I wish you could tell
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| I wish all my kids would stop dressing up like Richard Hell
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| I am locked away in a high-tech, wraparound, translucent, blue-tinted fortress
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| And you cannot touch me
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| I am invincible in these sunglasses
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| Cars are going «beep, beep, beep»
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| And there are so many roadmen on this street
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| And they cannot tell that I am scared
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| I am invincible in these sunglasses
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| I am 'modern-Scott Walker'
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| I am a surprisingly smooth talker
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| And I am invincible in these sunglasses
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| And I am so ignorant now, with all that I have learnt
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| I am so ignorant now, with all that I have learnt
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| I’m more than adequate
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| Leave Kanye out of this
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| Leave your Sertraline in the cabinet
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| And burn what’s left of all the cards you kept
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| I’m more than adequate
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| Leave my Daddy’s job out of this
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| Leave your Sertraline in the cabinet
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| And burn what’s left of all the cards you kept
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| I’m more than adequate
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| Leave Kanye out of this
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| Leave your Sertraline in the cabinet
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| And burn what’s left of all the cards you kept
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| I’m more than adequate
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| Leave my Daddy’s job out of this
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| Leave your Sertraline in the cabinet
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| And burn what’s left of all the cards you kept
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| She sells chemtrails
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| To the students at Bedales
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| I try to free myself from the grip
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| Of Shellac nails
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| She sells chemtrails
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| To the students at Bedales
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| I try to free myself from the grip
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| Of Shellac nails |