| Oh Maria, I’m so sorry I wrecked your wedding
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| You’ve just gotta believe me But just the thought of you takin' your clothes off for that jerk
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| Oh, it got me drinkin' and then suddenly I’m staggerin' into church
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| And I’m dancin' like Baryshnikov all across the high altar
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| Oh I bet that you’re still mortified
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| But just think, girl,
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| No one’s ever gonna be forgetting
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| The day I wrecked your wedding
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| Oh Maria, I’d get down on my knees girl
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| You’ve just gotta believe me But just the sight of you in your brand new weddin' dress
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| Oh, it got me so upset
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| And then your father’s screamin' and callin' me
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| «You no good lazy punk
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| I always knew you were a drunk»
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| And your mother, she’s havin' her 19th nervous breakdown
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| But just think girl
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| No one’s ever gonna be forgetting
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| The day I wrecked your wedding
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| Oh Maria, I’ll do anything you ask me to, I swear I’ll change
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| I’ll even give up drinkin', hangin' out with the boys,
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| 'cause I just can’t live without your body and you
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| Oh Maria, I’ll even sell my strat, give up the band
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| You better believe me, girl, this time it’s true
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| Oh Maria, I’ll even go out and get a job for you
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| Oh Maria, I’m so sorry I wrecked your weddin'
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| You just got to believe me But 10 years from now this is all goin' to be one big happy memory
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| Oh your old man’ll even grow to love me, I’ll give him 6 grandchildren
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| I’ll be so respectable, I might even run for president, I’ll be so electable
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| I’ll keep you happy and expectable and forever pregnant
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| That way you’ll never be forgetting — the day I wrecked your wedding |