| Dear Rob, I heard about your situation
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| I was in Detroit stuck on vacation
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| I dropped the album, it’s called *Tweek Sity*
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| You can get it on iTunes download, it’s $ 3.50
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| (no one cares)
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| Alright, i heard you were depressed well
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| I’m here to relieve all your fucking stress
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| I heard about you and Black Chyna
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| How every man in LA fucked her vagina
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| T.I. |
| said he fucked her, that’s a fact
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| Rob, you shouldn’t have never mentioned that
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| Rob believe me, I know what you’re going through
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| Cause T.I., he fucked my baby momma too
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| (Forreal?) Nah I’m lying, trying to cheer you up
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| Lift you up
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| They seen you on Facebook, they seen you on Instagram
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| The whole world watched you fucking go HAM
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| See Rob, I used to weigh 365
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| Eat burgers and fries at home ready to die
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| I was the man, I used to be on top
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| Until Tyler the Creator took my spot
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| Rob, you know what’s so fucking weird
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| I ain’t even know Eminem grew a beard
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| Cause I ain’t seen him in fucking years
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| Stop this song, I’m about to go in tears
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| Rob I’m old news, getting stepped on like old shoes
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| Getting talked about known as the old dude
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| It sounds like I’m going off
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| You don’t like what I’m saying, turn this song off
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| Dear Rob, I’m trying to keep you educated
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| I ain’t but niggas stay medicated
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| You’re a Kardashian, Rob, walk with pride
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| And don’t be scared to bring your ass outside
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| Take your shirt off Rob, let 'em see your stomach
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| And believe me, all the black girls’ll love it
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| Facebook Rob you need to chill
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| And you need to tell Bruce how you really feel
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| sex change
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| You madder that he won’t take you and your little brother fishing
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| Man i know you hate that shit
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| You should have some Mexicans rape that bitch
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| And I’ma tape that shit
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| That was some racist shit
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| They don’t care about me Rob, they care about you
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| My career is through, I ain’t been out since '92
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| Give me advice, give me a call
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| And I’ll be at your door step with some Adderall
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| I love you
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| Dear Rob |