| You said they were your lifelong passion
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| You bought them in the height of fashion
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| Went to argos just like your friends
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| Looked to see the most you could spend
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| One girl was different on your street
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| She bought a skateboard from concrete
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| Everyone laughed, skateboards are out
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| She didn’t belong to the rollerblade crowd
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| Yeah
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| No rollerblade zero
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| Four little wheels all in a row
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| Strap 'em up and you’re ready to go
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| She didn’t listen, she just ignored
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| Her only friend was her hook-ups board
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| She can use it even when her feet grow
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| She loves skating it’s not just for show
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| Until there becomes a new street trend
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| Her rollerblade hell will never end
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| No rollerblade zero
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| The wise men say, hey
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| That fashion comes and fashion fades
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| Why don’t they say, hey there’s no room
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| For your rollerblades
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| No rollerblade zero
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| The wise men say…
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| Okay, okay, yes fashion comes and fashion fades
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| But please refrain from wearing your rollerblades
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| Okay, okay, yes, fashion comes and fashion fades
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| Please remove all traces of your rollerblades
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| No… rollerblade zero… |