Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song If You Wanna Be Happy, artist - Bill Wyman. Album song White Lightnin' - The Solo Box, in the genre Иностранный рокIf You Wanna Be Happy |
| Chorus: |
| If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, |
| Never make a pretty woman your wife. |
| So from my personal point of view, |
| Get an ugly girl to marry you. |
| Chorus |
| A pretty woman makes her husband look small, |
| And very often causes his downfall. |
| As soon as he marries her, then she starts, |
| To do the things that will break his heart. |
| But if you make an ugly woman your wife, |
| You’ll be happy for the rest of your life. |
| An ugly woman cooks meals all the time, |
| She’ll always give you peace of mind. |
| Chorus |
| Don’t let your friends say you have no taste, |
| Go ahead and marry anyway. |
| Her face is ugly, her eyes don’t match. |
| Take it from me, she’s a better catch. |
| Chorus |
| Say, man? |
| Hey baby! |
| I saw your wife the other day. |
| Yeah? |
| Yeah, and she’s sure is ugly. |
| Ha! |
| Yeah, she’s ugly, but she sure can cook, baby! |
| Yeah, alright. |
| Unfortunately, she has acne. |
| That’s a shame, baby. |
| Yeah, baby. |
| Chorus x3 |
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