Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song If You Wanna Be Happy, artist - Bill Wyman. Album song White Lightnin' - The Solo Box, in the genre Иностранный рок
Date of issue: 09.07.2015
Record label: Bill Wyman’s Recording Archive
Song language: English
If You Wanna Be Happy |
Chorus: |
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, |
Never make a pretty woman your wife. |
So from my personal point of view, |
Get an ugly girl to marry you. |
Chorus |
A pretty woman makes her husband look small, |
And very often causes his downfall. |
As soon as he marries her, then she starts, |
To do the things that will break his heart. |
But if you make an ugly woman your wife, |
You’ll be happy for the rest of your life. |
An ugly woman cooks meals all the time, |
She’ll always give you peace of mind. |
Chorus |
Don’t let your friends say you have no taste, |
Go ahead and marry anyway. |
Her face is ugly, her eyes don’t match. |
Take it from me, she’s a better catch. |
Chorus |
Say, man? |
Hey baby! |
I saw your wife the other day. |
Yeah? |
Yeah, and she’s sure is ugly. |
Ha! |
Yeah, she’s ugly, but she sure can cook, baby! |
Yeah, alright. |
Unfortunately, she has acne. |
That’s a shame, baby. |
Yeah, baby. |
Chorus x3 |