Lyrics Buddha Smoked My Cigarettes - Bill Nelson

Buddha Smoked My Cigarettes

Buddha smoked my cigarettes and jesus drank my beer
It goes to show that I don’t know what’s going on round here
Well it’s up down, it’s all around
It’s left and right and I’m gone
It’s neither here nor there, nor anywhere
It’s so far out it’s gone
Trying to remember to forget myself again
Trying to remember to forget myself again
Some fool stole my box of tricks and switched the damm thing on
I can’t be held responsible if this goes on for long
Well it’s time to stop, you got me on the hop
So maybe we can drop it now
You wheel and deal, and it’s so surreal
It’s gotta change somehow
Well I’m trying to remember to forget myself again
I’m trying to remember to forget myself again
I hear your telephone is always hooked around your ear
You’re calling to complain, but I don’t give a damm my dear
Buddha stole my bicycle, and Jesus drank my wine
I never trust a guru with a lawyer on the line
I’m trying to remember to forget myself again
I’m trying to remember to forget myself again
Trying to remember to forget…
Trying to remember
Trying to remember
Trying to remember to forget myself again