| Her real first name was Betty but I’d rather just forget it
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| So I’ll call her the First Mrs Jones
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| We were married in September and it lasted till November
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| Then one day she just took out on her own
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| I followed her to Savannah New Orleans and then Atlanta
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| Every day I begged her to come home
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| Pretty soon I started drinking tryin' hard to keep from thinking
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| Just how much I loved the First Mrs Jones
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| It was cold and dark one morning just before the day was dawning
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| When I staggered from a tavern to a phone
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| When she picked up her receiver I said you’re gonna come back or either
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| They’re gonna be calling you the Late Mrs Jones
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| I put a pistol in my jacket stumbled out and hailed a taxi
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| I told taxidriver to take me to her home
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| I remember walkin' proudly everybody said I yelled out loudly
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| Come on out or I’m gonna come in Mrs Jones
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| Then next thing I recall was walking to the forest
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| Lookin' for a place to hide her bones
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| I dug and dug for hours and then I planted flowers
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| Right on the top of the First Mrs Jones
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| Did my little story scare you oh I can see cause I’m so near you
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| Little beads of persperation dot your clothes
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| Aren’t you sorry now that you left me
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| Really now doesn’t you wanna come go with me
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| After all you are the Second Mrs Jones |