| There’s never been a single time
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| Not a, not a-one, that I’ve been to Detroit
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| Where it wasn’t some kind of adventure
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| City is fucking crazy, it’s like, it’s palpably alive
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| It’s an entity, it’s not like just a place you go
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| It’s Detroit
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| And one of the reasons that Detroit is my favorite market
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| Is because the audiences in Detroit, for a comedian
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| I find them to be particularly challenging
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| So when I go there, in this particular story
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| It seemed like a pretty bnign night
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| And I’m sittin' in the dressing room at the Fillmor
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| And there’s an older gentleman in there
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| And I don’t really talk to the guy much, but he was a nice guy
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| Cool energy, shit like that
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| And then, uh, famed Detroit rapper Danny Brown came in
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| Now at this time, I wasn’t that familiar with Danny Brown’s music
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| You know what I mean?
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| So when he asked me to smoke with him, I just smoked with him
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| I didn’t hear all that «Adderall Admiral» and all that shit
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| I didn’t know he was about that life (Haha)
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| I’m assuming it’s weed, I don’t know what the fuck it was
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| But, boy, I mean, I smoked weed a million times in my life
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| Never, ever remember feeling this way before
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| And as I was walking on stage, I told my road manager
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| «You know, my number’s up tonight»
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| He’s like, «What does that mean?»
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| «I'm going to bomb»
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| And true to my professional prescription, I did
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| But, there’s bombing and then there’s the shit that happens in Detroit
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| It’s like, the crowd was with me
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| But the way the crowd responded to me widely
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| Was one of my favorite crowd interactions ever
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| And as the set is going terribly
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| When it’s clear I’m not gonna be able to pull the nose up and I’m gonna have to
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| crash this thing
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| I saw Danny Brown slipping out the room, which made me laugh really hard
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| Go back in the dressing room and everyone, you know there’s a stink on ya after
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| you bomb
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| Where everyone looks at you like, you know what I mean?
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| Like Headwound Harry, like, «Nigga, are you okay?»
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| But I really, I can’t explain it to ya, I really didn’t care
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| And then, and then, it turns out
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| That this kind older gentleman was Big Sean’s father
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| And my goodness what the, the, he gave me a pep talk that only a dad could give
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| And it made me feel wonderful, man (Wow)
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| So shoutout to you Big Sean, shout out to Detroit
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| I’ll never stop loving your city, and I’ll never stop loving you, bro
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| You guys are the truth, much love to the Motor City |