| Hey, I’ve been driving
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| All over the town
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| On my cell phone
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| Wearin' it out
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| And I’ve finally tracked you down
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| Hey, everybody says you’re the man
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| The final piece to my master plan
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| You got my world in the palm of your hand
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| Well I know that you got it
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| Come on and just sell it
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| Got the cash up in my pocket
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| You know I gotta get it
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| Hey mister won’t you sell me a fake I. D
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| There’s a band in the bar that I’m dying to see
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| I got my money and you got what I need
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| Hey mister won’t you sell me a fake I. D
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| Hey, don’t you even
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| Think about tellin' me no
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| It’s only twenty minutes 'til the show
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| Hey mister turn it over, let’s go
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| No, I ain’t gonna need a receipt, just make sure
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| That it looks like me so the bouncer don’t call the police
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| And don’t tell my daddy stole the keys to his caddy
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| Don’t dilly-dally, I gotta get the hell out of this alley
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| Hey mister won’t you sell me a fake I. D
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| There’s a band in the bar that I’m dying to see
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| I got my money and you got what I need
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| Hey mister won’t you sell me a fake I. D
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| Here’s my money
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| Now get out of my way
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| Gonna push my luck
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| Right up to the stage
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| Hey mister won’t you sell me a fake I. D
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| There’s a band in the bar that I’m dying to see
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| I got my money and you got what I need
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| Hey mister, hey mister
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| Hey mister won’t you sell me a fake I. D
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| There’s a band in the bar that I’m dying to see
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| I got my money and you got what I need
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| Hey mister won’t you sell me a fake I. D
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| Hey mister won’t you sell me a fake I. D
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| There’s a band in the bar that I’m dying to see
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| I got my money and you got what I need
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| Hey mister won’t you sell me a fake I. D
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| Hey mister, hey mister |