| Fatso — you’re eating again
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| Your expanding behind
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| Makes it hard for you to find clothes
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| Pizza face — you’re drooling again
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| Your erupting zits scare little kids — yuck!
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| But nothing can tear us apart we’re ugly
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| We’re the unwanted kind
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| And the beauty lies in the eye of the beholder
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| You and I are going bald and getting older
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| Day and night we’re brushing dandruff from our shoulder
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| Still the beauty lies in the eye of the beholder
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| In the eye of the beholder
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| You and I we’re a plastic surgeon’s dream
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| I’m a blob without shape
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| Look at my volcanic face
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| YEAH!
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| But nothing can tear us apart we’re ugly
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| We’re the unwanted kind
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| And the beauty lies in the eye of the beholder
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| You and I are going bald and getting older
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| Day and night we’re brushing dandruff from our shoulder
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| Still the beauty lies in the eye of the beholder
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| To be or not to be
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| I’m yours and there’s a lot of me
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| And the beauty lies in the eye of the beholder
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| You and I are going bald and getting older
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| Day and night we’re brushing dandruff from our shoulder
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| Still the beauty lies in the eye of the beholder
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| In the eye of the beholder |