| Step right up step right up
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| Oh baby
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| Its the grand opening of big freedia toy shop
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| I got a little bit of this and I got a little bit of that
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| I got a grand ole holiday sale
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| Now everyone is welcome to come inside
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| You will see when you step inside
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| You don’t even have to be invited
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| Everyone is welcome if they buy from
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| My boytoy shop
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| I got different shapes and all kinda sizes
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| Some of them even come with prizes
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| So many options it hard to decide in
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| My boytoy shop
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| I got blue brown & hazel yes
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| Gentlemn and naughty guys
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| Uncut or circumsized
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| What you want no compromise
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| See this right here yeah he is a classic
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| Made by hand — not made for the masses
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| Solid wood not made of plastic
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| Big dick nigga it jurassic
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| Over here the latest model
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| Literally he’s a model
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| Plenty here for you to fondle at
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| My boy toy shop
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| Here’s a money back guarantee
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| Each sold separately
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| The customers are always pleased
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| At my boy toy shop
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| Shiny and new
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| Shiny and new
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| Shiny and new
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| It’s a gift from me to you
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| Shiny and new
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| Shiny and new
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| Shiny and new
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| Unwrap him he know what to do
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| BREAK
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| I hope that you are enjoying the tour
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| I hope that you find what you’re looking for in my store
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| Ya heard me?
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| I got one who’ll cook your favorite recipes
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| One that comes with Accessories
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| One that dress up like a deputy
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| Is he for real?
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| — bitch he better be!
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| I got one that comes with a suit & tie
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| Execu-dick with a big surprise
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| Corporate & classified
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| Take you to the office let you ride
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| This one here he never tires
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| Some assembly required
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| If you want it just inquire
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| At my boy toy shop
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| So go ahead and tell your mom and them
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| Where to find GI Joe and Ken
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| Make sure you come back again
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| To my boy toy shop
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| Shiny and new
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| Shiny and new
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| Shiny and new
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| It’s a gift from me to you
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| Shiny and new
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| Shiny and new
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| Shiny and new
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| Unwrap him he know what to do
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| OUTRO:
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| I hope that everybody enjoyed
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| I wanna thank y’all for coming to the big freedia toy shop
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| We got gift cards and we got coupons
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| We got this goin and that goin
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| Its no refunds and no exchanges
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| You got a in store credit and its due within one day
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| 24 hours baby
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| Please come back soon |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Boy Toy Shop , by - Big Freedia. Song from the album Big Freedia's Smokin Santa Christmas, in the genre