| Would you like to swing on a star
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| (Oh, oh, oh)
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| Carry moonbeams home in a jar
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| (Oh, oh, oh)
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| And be better off than you are
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| (Oh, oh, oh)
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| Or would you rather be a mule
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| (Yeah, yeah, talking 'bout a mule now)
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| A mule is an animal
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| With long funny ears
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| He kicks up at anything he hears
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| (Just like you, Dee)
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| His back is brawny
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| And his brain is weak
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| He’s just plain stupid
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| With a stubborn streak
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| And by the way
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| If you hate to go to school
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| (Which I do)
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| You may grow up to be a mule
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| (I don’t wanna grow up
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| And be a mule)
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| Well, would you like to
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| Swing on a star (okay)
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| Carry moonbeams home in a jar
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| (One moonbeam, two moonbeam)
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| And be better off than you are
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| (Oh, oh, oh)
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| Or would you rather be a pig
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| (Yeah, yeah, talking 'bout a pig now)
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| A pig is an animal
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| With dirt on his face (yeah)
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| His shoes are a terrible disgrace
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| (Look who’s talking)
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| He’s got no manners
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| When he eats his food
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| (You gobble)
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| He’s fat and lazy and extremely rude
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| But if you don’t care
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| A feather or a fig
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| (That's the truth)
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| You may grow up to be a pig
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| (Not if I can help it, baby)
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| Oh, oh, oh (oh, oh, oh)
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| Oh, oh, oh
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| Would you like to swing on a star
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| Carry moonbeams home in a jar
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| And be better off than you are
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| You could be swinging on a star
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| Oh, oh, oh, yeah
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| We could be swinging on a star
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| Oh, oh, oh, yeah
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| We could be swinging on a star
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| Oh, oh, oh, yeah
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| We could be swinging on a star
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| Oh, oh, oh, yeah
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| We could be swinging on a star |