| One-two-three-four, to five-six-seven
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| Eight, nine-ten, then ya got eleven
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| Twelve, thirteen, start your age
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| Fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, the pubic stage
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| Like an apple, like a cherry, like a peach, like a plum
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| Let me get off the virgin before I cum
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| Pick up my pants and thump and thump
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| I think I’ll call up Tootie, she’ll give me some
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| Watch out, watch out I’m drippin' live scum
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| I say damn, I love the way I make my posse roll-a
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| 'Specially when the hoochie’s on birth control-a
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| Lift her up just like a pick-up truck
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| Then I sat her down and we started to fuck
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| Made whoopie, made whoopie, made whoopie, yo
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| I hope this time I don’t make a cookie
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| Brothers everywhere be callin' me a rookie
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| Two from the Greg Nice from the old school
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| But bullshit, I ain’t no fool, 'cause
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| Anything goes when it comes to hoes, they go
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| Pimpin' ain’t easy (Pimpin' ain’t easy)
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| Pimpin' ain’t easy (Pimpin' ain’t easy)
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| Pimpin' ain’t easy (Pimpin' ain’t easy)
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| Pimpin' ain’t easy (Pimpin' ain’t easy)
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| Pimpin' ain’t easy (Pimpin' ain’t easy)
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| Pimpin' ain’t easy (Pimpin' ain’t easy)
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| Well, I say… Extra! |
| Extra!
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| Here is a bachelor comin' straight at ya
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| I see trim and bag it, take it home and rag it
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| The Big Daddy law is anti-faggot
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| That means no homosexuality
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| What’s in my pants’ll make you see reality
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| And if you wanna see a smooth black Casanova
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| Bend over!
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| Cuz I don’t half-step when it comes to broads
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| The K-A-N-E'll go the whole nine yards
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| There’s no time for coversation my dear
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| (Ohh!) Is all I wanna hear
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| So let’s make a move, as I get smooth
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| Cuz the purpose I serve is to soothe
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| I’m tall, dark and handsome and all that junk
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| Even white girls be sayin' «Ooh, Kane’s a hunk!»
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| Even Puerto Rican girls be callin' me papi
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| Some try to copy, but they look sloppy
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| So imitators that wanna step to a
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| Brother like me, lick my manure
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| Anything goes when it comes to hoes, they go
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| Pimpin' ain’t easy (Pimpin' ain’t easy)
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| Pimpin' ain’t easy (Pimpin' ain’t easy)
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| Pimpin' ain’t easy (Pimpin' ain’t easy)
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| Pimpin' ain’t easy (Pimpin' ain’t easy)
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| Pimpin' ain’t easy (Pimpin' ain’t easy)
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| Pimpin' ain’t easy (Pimpin' ain’t easy)
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| I’m just goin' and I’m flowin' like a gigolo
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| And when I used to be with Scott, I was a Super-Ho
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| But now I’m coolin' with Kane and Greg N-I-C-E
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| And if you girlies want my tip they gotta pay a fee
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| I love bonin', and all my friends they will agree
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| That when it comes to pimpin' hoes, it ain’t easy
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| First name, Smooth, last name, B
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| When I’m bonin' a girl, I make her feel heavenly
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| I like to make 'em wait, and then make 'em beg
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| And when I take off my clothes, then I form a third leg
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| They rub it with oils and suck it with ice
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| Now I’m sweating, my mind is in paradise
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| Anything goes when it comes to hoes, they go
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| Pimpin' ain’t easy (Pimpin' ain’t easy)
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| Pimpin' ain’t easy (Pimpin' ain’t easy)
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| Pimpin' ain’t easy (Pimpin' ain’t easy)
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| Pimpin' ain’t easy (Pimpin' ain’t easy)
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| Pimpin' ain’t easy (Pimpin' ain’t easy)
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| Pimpin' ain’t easy (Pimpin' ain’t easy)
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| Tip-tip-toein', Scoob Lover’s out hoein'
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| Braggin' to the fellas how my flattop was growin'
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| Buyin' drinks for the ladies, money I was blowin'
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| Right in front of me, hmm, not even knowin'
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| A brown-skinned cutie; |
| big, plump booty
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| Nametag earrings readin' off «Tootie»
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| Bullseye, bing, the girl of my dreams
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| From my eyesight that was what it seemed
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| I said, uh, «Come a little bit closer»
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| To Scoob that night, choice guy, she said «Hi
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| Hi, hi, I’ve really been wantin' to meet you
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| I just got paid and I’ll be very glad to treat you
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| How 'bout dinner, a Salisbury steak?»
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| I said, «Sorry Honey-Dip, but I already ate»
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| So I nudged the other girlies off my shoulder
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| Went for Tootie 'cause the girl was much older
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| East to the Benz, I slowly walked
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| Clearing out my throat so I cold start my smooth talk
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| Sex in my mind, I was sure of it
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| I wanted to tax that ass like the government
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| Anything goes when it comes to hoes, because
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| Pimpin' ain’t easy (Pimpin' ain’t easy)
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| Anything goes when it comes to hoes, because
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| Pimpin' ain’t easy (Pimpin' ain’t easy)
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| Well, it’s Friday night, ain’t a damn thing funny --
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| Bitch better have my money |