| Yo, on the M-I-C right about now
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| I go by the name of Big Daddy Kane
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| I got my man Scoob Lover on the side of me
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| DJ Mister Cee on the wheels of steel
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| Dre on the film and Marley on the boards
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| We gonna do a little something like this:
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| Some like it hard and some like it soft
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| Yo, bust the groove as I set it off
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| But wait a minute…
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| Yo Scoob, what’s up?
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| Pardon me a moment as I interrupt
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| For what?
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| For this:
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| You like the stylish clothes we wear
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| And you like our flat-top style of hair
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| It’s just those bugged out things we do
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| That make the girlies wanna stare
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| Like when we’re chillin' with the crew
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| Or drinkin' that Old English brew
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| Straight from the bottle not the cup
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| And it gets us more than just fucked uuuuup…
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| And I like it yall.
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| .like it yall…
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| Like it yall…
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| …like it yall
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| Scoob Lover, won’t you hype it yall?
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| Well, I’m the S-C double-O B-L-O-V-E-R- uh
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| Ladies come to me, I’ll be your midnight horror
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| Need a flat top? |
| Come to Scoob, I’m the barber
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| Of Da Ville
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| And that’s right
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| Try to step to us, watch what you get
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| Cuz me and Big Daddy’s not havin' it
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| Well, it’s the Big Daddy, so all hail
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| Save your wack rhymes, hold your female
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| Pass the Old Gold, trash the ale
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| Cash your food stamps, get the WIC out the mail
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| Love to eat shrimps, but I never eat snail
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| Eat a whole fish except for the tail
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| Keep food in the fridge so it don’t get stale
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| And when there’s nothing to eat, I bite my nails
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| So Scoob Lover, you know your rhymes are kickin'
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| Get on the mic, cuz you know you eat chicken
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| Now-now-now, I’m-a place a order for a Scooby snack
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| Not at the Chinese restaurant because I don’t eat cats
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| Now who in the world can ever eat these?
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| When I’m at home, I chow down with ease
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| And say «More beef sausage, mom, please?»
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| That’s right, Mommy Dukes, she feeds me swell
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| Coffee on the table, orange juice as well
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| Some of the things I say are outspoken
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| Guaranteed to have you chokin'
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| Bitin' MCs are the one I’m yokin'
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| Kane, I’m outta here, I guess I’ll use my token
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| I’ll walk through the gate if the turnstile’s broken
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| Big Daddy, if you’re down with me
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| Get on the mic on the count of three;
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| One, two, three…
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| Now I’m a black brother that’s out to succeed
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| So step aside as I take the lead
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| Sexy young ladies of a light-skinned breed
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| «You got-you got-you got what I need!»
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| Outstanding, kind, cool and loyal
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| Drove all the way to Maaco just to change my oil
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| Cuz I’m the only child, you might think I’m spoiled
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| Touch the young ladies make their blood pressure boil
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| I got the… hmm…hiccups, excuse me, sorry
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| Score a 100 Gs every time I play Atari
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| Put a hole in the Old Gold, blast the Bacardi
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| On the dance floor, hype moves I be freakin'
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| Makin' new steps up every single weekend
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| Not Abbot and Costello or Laurel and Hardy
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| I’m only here to PAR-TY!
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| Yo, check it out, check it out
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| Turn the music down, turn the music down
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| Turn the music down, here we go, here we go
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| We gonna end it like this in the place yall
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| It’s like this yall, and you don’t stop
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| Now, the name Kane is superior to many people;
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| It means King Asiatic Nobody’s Equal
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| I hate to brag, but damn I’m good!
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| And if mics were a gun, I’d be Clint Eastwood
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| And if rap was a game, I’d be MVP:
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| Most Valuable Poet on the M-I-C
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| And if rap was a school, I’d be the principal
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| Aw fuck it, the Kane is invincible
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| To be specific, I may die one day
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| But my rhymes will remain like a hieroglyphic
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| It’s a certain special skill, that takes much practice
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| I got it good; |
| apparently you lack this
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| So in turn, sit back and learn
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| Listen close, this is for your own concern
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| Let me show ya, exactly how it’s properly done:
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| Lights, Camera, Action! |