| Hey, you know,
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| Im findin it very hard to understand
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| The lifestyle of young ladies today
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| Yo, theyre hard to figure out, gee
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| They need a sincere leader
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| You know, Ive heard it said
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| You gotta use what you got to get what you want
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| But I think theyre usin a little bit too much when they flaunt
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| You know
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| , you know, ehm
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| I dont understand the way these girls is rolling today, man
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| How about you, man?
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| Yo, let me tell you somethin, gee
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| If they aint lying they tryin to do some other — wildness
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| I know, I know
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| Its like girls promisin you thomass
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| And cant even cook toast, right?
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| What Im tryin to tell you, man, is…
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| They just aint no damn good
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| No damn good
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| Check it out
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| Now theres this girl named monique
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| The type of female that you consider a freak
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| A big-time player playin like a drum beat
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| You think her address is 21 hump street
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| She step out every night to swing
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| With her lee press-ons and a nefertiti ring
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| Bamboo earrings all big and lookin silly
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| With extensions hangin down like milli vanilli
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| And every wednesday night at the apollo
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| First kid she saw with jewerly shed follow
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| And monique would be ready to sleep
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| With the first kid in a benz or a cherokee jeep
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| Strung out and givin up the nappy dug out
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| Youre on the critical list, about to pull the plug out
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| So here, nympho, heres some good info
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| Stop takin em putts and close your legs, toots
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| Cause I remember you was one of a kind and a fine — hm I once was infatuated by the things that you do But now youre doodoo
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| Its all about respectin yourself
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| In order to gain respect from anyone else
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| Treat yourself like a real woman should
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| Cause bitch, you aint no damn good
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| Thats right, theres a lotta young ladies out here
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| That just aint no damn good
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| But hold up minute
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| Theres a lotta guys out there that aint no damn good either
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| Oh yeah?
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| Yeah, cause I had to tell one the other night
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| That his thing had too many nots in it What you mean by too many nots?
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| Not big enough, not hard enough, and not long enough
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| Yeah, aight
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| But check this here out
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| Well now, heres another story
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| About this kid by the name of corey
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| A hustler with game tryin to make a name
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| That was his aim, but his lifestyle was lame
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| Cause he would front like it wasnt even funny
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| About his girl, his car, and his money
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| Pullin out a knot every place
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| But every single bill had washingtons face
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| And he went beyond exaggeration
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| To lie about his means of transportation
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| Because he said he had a benz car
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| Come to find out, it was his friends car
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| Talk about simple chronic halitosis
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| Damn, his breath was ferocious
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| He had an odor that just wont quit
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| Smelled like he washed in oil of oh shit
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| Tellin girls hes daddy long-strokin
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| (shit, you must be jokin)
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| Cause he aint got no bitches
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| And couldnt hurt a virgin if her pussy had stitches
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| See, corey, theres a lot youre missin
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| Seems to me, you aint got a pot to piss in So lets get one thing understood
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| Muthafucka, you aint no damn good
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| The moral of the story is The majority of the population of males and females today
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| Are just no damn good |