| Hear ye, hear ye, from far and near
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| The one they call the Big Daddy Kane is here
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| To deliver a message to everyone everywhere
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| So listen up party people cause this you should hear
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| It’s a story of a far-away atmosphere
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| That you will find very rare and far beyond compare
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| All is sincere and rather debonair
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| So let’s all gather around, because…
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| Off to a place you thought was unreal
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| Where people of the world do know how to chill
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| Everything remains cool and calm where you are
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| And if you ask about crime, they all’ll say,
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| They wouldn’t even know what you mean
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| Cause it’s a different program, y’all know the routine
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| Where people work hard for a decent buck
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| And you can wear truck jewelry without being stuck
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| Never wondering whether your house is all right
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| So go leave your VCR on the porch overnight
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| And as for the people they all stand proud
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| Senior citizens party with the hip-hop crowd
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| You can hang at a jam till the break of dawn
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| And leave without your Bally shoes getting stepped on
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| Everyone walks around in their right mind and all
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| Because crack ain’t nothing but a hole in the wall
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| So those who wish to live with glare and flair
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| There’s a place that this can be done, and yo…
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| What I discovered may just only seem
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| As something that you find in your wildest dream
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| But! |
| on the real tip, you will see
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| I’m not playing, what I’m saying is reality
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| There is a place people live with joy
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| That the next man cannot come along and destroy
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| No one faces problems, no one says sorry
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| And war ain’t nothing but a game on Atari
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| This message also applies to other nations
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| Like Africa for instance, where there’s starvation
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| But if you come with me, you’re sure to see
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| Ethiopians can eat in Red Lobster for free
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| And people that you saw before that were poor
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| Will never ever see the situation no more
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| Cause in this world everyone’s a millionaire
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| Are you sick?
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| And what the hell is welfare?
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| Fashions are smashing for all to flaunt
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| And we can get anything that we want
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| So don’t think you can’t afford expensive design
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| Because fresh Gucci wear is only $ 5.99
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| So come ye all and attend this affair
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| As we journey to the promised land, and…
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| Since I’m the type of guy that laughs and jokes
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| This may sound funny, but seriously folks
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| It’s a shame that people today must live
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| In a world that’s operating oh so negative
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| But I found a place designed especially for you
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| Where peace and harmony is everyone’s culture
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| So let’s all gather around before this world corrupts
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| And we don’t even need Scotty to beam us up
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| Because… |