Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Big Daddy vs. Dolemite, artist - Big Daddy Kane. Date of issue: 20.06.2011
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Big Daddy vs. Dolemite |
| Mmm. |
| ohh yeah |
| Mmm, mmm, mmm, ohh yeah |
| Allow me to introduce myself |
| As the Big Daddy Kane |
| A smooth lover from around the way |
| That’s bound to drive any bitch insane |
| Well Dolemite is my name |
| And rappin and tappin is my game |
| Oh yeah? |
| Well me tell you somethin Mr. Dolemite |
| The shit you talkin years ago, I could see |
| But it’s the 90's now and rap is all about me |
| Listen. |
| when it comes down to rappin |
| I was THROUGH with it before you learned what to do with it |
| I’m the KING so I’m stakin my claim |
| In the rappin game |
| Y’know? |
| For all players, I am the speaker |
| I’m also known as the hot pussy seeker |
| When it comes down to ridin up and down in some pussy |
| I make it weaker |
| Also it gets a little deeper |
| I was walkin down Broadway the other day |
| An old old lady came my way |
| She said, «I'll be glad when you 'come 18 |
| I’m gonna give you a funkin like you ain’t never seen!» |
| I said, «LADY! |
| Why wait for so much time to pass? |
| I’ve been WANTIN to tear up yo' old gray ass» |
| So I pulled out my dick |
| It was so shiny it looked like it was painted |
| The ho took one look and damn near fainted |
| I stuck it in the bitch and the bitch began to shout |
| That, «Oh Mr. Dolemite, take that motherfucker OUT!» |
| Well you ain’t sayin nothin slick to a can of oil |
| I walked barefoot from New York to Dallas |
| Won for Pimp of the Year at the Caesar’s Palace |
| Made a big snowstorm on the 4th of July |
| And drunk the waters in the Atlantic Ocean til that shit was dry |
| I was makin money before Washington was put on a bill |
| And I kicked Jack’s ass and took his ho Jill |
| I’m the one who broke the bull’s back |
| And made people say FUCK McDonald’s and call ME the Big Mac |
| Why you long lanky motherfucker |
| You ain’t nothin but a sucker! |
| I was born in a barrel of butcher knives |
| Shot in the ass with two Colt .45's |
| I’ve been slapped by a bear and bit by an eel |
| I chew up railroad iron, and shit out steel! |
| I jumped in the ocean and swallowed a whale |
| Handcuff lightning and throw THUNDER’s ass in jail |
| Why you ignorant decrepit motherfucker |
| Let me tell you somethin |
| I’m the one that put the M in mackin |
| Because when you did it you was only actin |
| I made pimpin a full time job |
| So bitches wouldn’t have to go out and rob |
| I made the streets of New York hot as a SAUNA |
| And hung a Home Sweet Ho sign on every corner |
| Yes I’m the player of all players and the mack of all macks |
| Give a headache to Excedrin and knock the SHIT out of Ex-Lax |
| Why you insecure no business barn junkyard |
| Rat soup eatin motherfucker! |
| It was in the early 1960's when I originated my pimpin game |
| I was callin whores jives ass bitches |
| And pimps — sucker ass lame |
| KANE, before you can take my reign |
| You gotta cook me a chicken and a half a day |
| Walk from New York to Los Angeles and throw the bones away |
| You gotta be BORN BLIND and cannot see |
| Yo' bitches have the POCKS in the ass so bad they can’t even pee |
| Ride a bald eagle a million feet in the AIR |
| And get out and do the runnin man while you up there |
| Have the Mumps and the Asiastic Flu |
| And the Crabs around yo' ass start singin the Yankee Doodle Doo! |
| Aww fuckit I give up |