| My cousin PJ gets crazy just as much as he can
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| A real party reptile for a northern man
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| He’s dressed like a republican
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| He thinks conservative
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| But he drives faster than I ever did
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| He’s into nuclear power and insider deals
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| He has a scene with baby oil and heels
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| He’s my favorite politician
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| When he comes on weird
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| Says I’m not fit for this office
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| Let’s get out of here
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| My, my, loves his ma and apple pie
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| Well, well, he’s the party’s favorite guy
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| I hope you like it
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| You know I’m going to take good care of you
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| I hope you like it
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| I hope next time you bring your friends with you
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| He’s a drinkin', huntin', shootin', fishin' son of a gun
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| He knows a surgeon’s gonna keep his wife young
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| Got industrial kickbacks in an offshore bank
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| Knows who to stand on and he knows how to thank
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| I hope you like it
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| You know I’m going to take good care of you
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| I hope you like it
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| I hope next time you bring your friends with you
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| My, my, loves his ma and apple pie
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| Well, well, he’s the party’s favorite guy
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| He likes to come take me for a night with the boys
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| He talks about the NRA and their toys
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| Got an automatic rifle in his pick up truck
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| He drives me home when he’s in no state to walk
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| My, my, loves his ma and apple pie
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| Well, well, he’s the party’s favorite guy
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| I hope you like it
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| You know I’m going to take good care of you
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| I hope you like it
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| I hope next time you bring your friends with you
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| I hope you like it
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| Love it, like it
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| I hope you like it
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| Love it, like it |