| You’ve heard the story of Minnie The Moocher | 
| She was a red-hot hoochie coocher | 
| She was the roughest, toughest frail | 
| Now Minnie had a heart as big as a whale | 
| She messed around with a bloke named smokey | 
| She loved him though he was cokey | 
| He took her down, down to, China Town | 
| And he showed her how to kick the gong around | 
| He was down in China Town | 
| All the cokeys layed around | 
| Some were high, some were mighty low | 
| There were millions on the floor | 
| Knocking at the door | 
| And there stood old Smokey Joe | 
| He was sweatin', cold and pale | 
| He was lookin' for his frail | 
| He was broke, and all his jokes ran out | 
| Nobody made a sound, as he stood and looked around | 
| And then you hear old Smokey shout | 
| Tell me, where’s my Minnie? | 
| My poor Minnie | 
| Has she been here kickin' the gong around? | 
| If you don’t know MInnie | 
| Oh, she’s soft and she’s pretty | 
| She gets her pleasures kickin the gong around | 
| A hidihidihidihi, a hodihodihodiho | 
| You didn’t see me climb through that window | 
| Nobody saw me come through that door | 
| I just walked right through the wall | 
| And i want you once and all, to settle back and let me have the floor | 
| Now take a look, cause' i’m not some stranger | 
| I’m the face that all you cokeys autta know | 
| Well, you can tell me i’m not wanted | 
| But the joint will still be haunted… | 
| Cause' i’m the ghost of Smokey Joe | 
| Do you remember when i kicked the bucket | 
| In my mansion up on Strivers Road? | 
| Well, they carried me off in a zilloiondollar coffin | 
| Yeah, i’m the ghost of Smokey Joe | 
| Tell me, do you remember Minnie?(yes we remember Minnie) | 
| That frail I never found | 
| (You’ll never recognize your Minnie) | 
| You mean to say that Minnie stopped kickin' the gong around? | 
| I’ve got a date on my estate down in Haiti | 
| Call my chariotte so i can go | 
| And should the boots you’re walkin' | 
| Just tell them you’ve been talkin' to the ghost of Smokey Joe | 
| And should the boots you’re walkin' | 
| Just tell them you’ve been talkin' to the ghost of Smokey Joe | 
| And should the boots you’re walkin' | 
| Just tell them you’ve been talkin'… | 
| Zabadaaayandawayhow zaooooooooooo | 
| Smoooooooooookeeey jooooooooooooooe |