| One morning when I was out shopping
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| Though you’ll find it hard to believe
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| A little blue man came out of the crowd
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| And timidly tugged at my sleeve
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| «I wuv you! |
| I wuv you!» |
| said the little blue man
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| «I wuv you! |
| I wuv you to bits.»
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| «I wuv you!» |
| He loved me said the little blue man
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| And scared me right out of my wits
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| I hurried back to my apartment
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| I rushed in and I closed the door
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| But there on the desk stood the little blue man
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| Who started to tell me once more
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| «I wuv you! |
| I wuv you!» |
| said the little blue man
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| «I wuv you! |
| I wuv you to bits.»
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| «I wuv you!» |
| He loved me said the little blue man
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| And scared me right out of my wits
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| For weeks after that I was haunted
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| Though no one could seehim but me
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| Right by my side was the little blue man
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| Wherever I happened to be
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| One evening in wild desperation
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| I rushed to a rooftop in town
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| And over the side pushed the little blue man
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| Who sang to me all the way down
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| «I wuv you! |
| I wuv you!» |
| said the little blue man
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| «I wuv you! |
| I wuv you to bits.»
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| «I wuv you!» |
| He loved me said the little blue man
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| And scared me right out of my wits
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| I whispered, «Thank goodness that’s over!»
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| I smiled as I hurried outside
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| But there on the street stood the little blue man
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| Who said with a tear in his eye
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| «I don’t wuv you anymore!» |