Lyrics Welcome to Better Luck Next Time - Better Luck Next Time

Welcome to Better Luck Next Time

Well my name is Brian, I like to buy lots of toys
Horror is cool, I sing about girls and boys
Nintendo rocks, all the other’s suck;
another broken heart… aww fuck
John drives for hours to play in the band
Elevators from another land, Holzer can fix them ‘cause he’s the man
His name is Matthew, but everyone calls him Matt
Fuzzo for short, he talks about this and that
And his favorite band is NOFX;
Joseph is coming up next…
JJ has t-shirts with writing that says his name
He drinks Patron as if it were Kool-Aid
Can you please pass him a Red Bull ‘cause he’s 12 hours deep and he’s full
Christopher Lucas is someone you ought to know
Give him a hammer, he’ll build a casino
2, 4, 6, 8, weed is really great!