| Of course i have new motivations for staying slim and georgous, you see i
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| recently got married
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| I hope that means you are wishing me well and not congratulations on finally
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| landing some poor worm, Yes i got married, of course i wasn’t the urge to
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| cojoin that faithful weekend, lots of girls got married that weekend
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| God all mighty, Olivia Newton John got married, Sally Field got married,
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| Jamie-Lee Curtis got married, it was like last call at a singles bar
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| Olivia Newton John got married in Santa Barbara, everything was dyed to match
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| the very special pink of her panties
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| Sally got married in Bell Air to a man who liked her, who really liked her
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| Jaime Lee got married on 5th avenue and i was married in Las Vegas,
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| by an Elvis impersonater
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| I married a German boy, I married a crout, Every night i get dressed up like
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| Poland and he invades me, haha
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| He likes to go to the movies, he likes to watch teenagers get layed for the
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| first time, sometimes he even watches the screen, my movies are not about
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| getting layed, all though i will say once or twice i have been royally screwed
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| «i'm ready for my close up, wheres the mark, wheres my line, wheres my lunch, i,
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| oh i love the sound of that voice»
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| Nobody talks like that anymore in the movies except for Meryl
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| «I am the french left tenants whore»
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| I was up for that part, i read that line
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| «i'm the french lutenants whore, whats it to ya»
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| I don’t know why i didn’t get that job, but now its move over Meryl Streep,
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| theres new light on the cinamatic horrizon, Madonna
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| Oh this is not going to be so much as mud flinging as it’s gonna be like a land
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| fill alright!
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| Like a virgin, touched for the very first time, for the very first time today,
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| ah my god, oh pitty the poor soul who has to rinse out that lingerie,
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| the only thing that girl will ever do like a virgin is have a baby in a stable,
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| by an unknown father
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| Who, me, jelous, what do ya mean!, I’m a material girl too, i’ve been on MTV,
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| once, I made a video with Mick Jagger
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| We were fabulous together, i know what your all thinking, did she fuck him?
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| , How was he?
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| Ah, Mick, Bruce, Lional, i had em all, How were they? |
| I was better than them!
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| I left them weak and begging for more
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| «Prince, get of ma leg, god damn it boy, somebody get a bucket of water to
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| throw on this putz, honey some kibble, cool down, cool down, „you got to cool
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| down boy“.»
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| He’s a very sweet guy, person, fella, i dunno maybe it’s me, when its a sex
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| symbol, i like to know the sex of the symbol
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| We were on the road not too long ago, actally we were on the road last year,
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| two yeras ago, we met some pigs on the road, God, you didn’t know there were
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| people out there with cosiousness so low my god, we were hanging out with this
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| band, whats his names band, Oh fabulous band i forget the name, their moto was
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| «no muff too tough, ugly women have pussys too»
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| I thought it was revolting till i really actually thought about it and i
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| thought, oh well that is kinda friendly actually when you, its really kinda none
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| judgemental in a funny way
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| Is that my accountent sitting there?, I’ll kill myself, Is it?, looks just like
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| my accountent, I don’t think it is my acountent, Thank christ! |
| Excuse my
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| language but, oh my accountent, i adore my accountent never the less,
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| he has to be up at 6 in the morning at those books, Looking for tax shelters |