| «Doctor Long John. |
| My dreams are full of Doctor Long John.»
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| I got a dentist who’s over seven feet tall.
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| I have a dentist who’s over seven feet tall.
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| His name is Doctor Long John
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| and he answers every call.
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| You know, I went to Long John’s office.
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| I said, «Doctor, the pain is killing me.»
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| I went to Long John’s office.
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| I said, «Doctor, the pain is killing.»
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| He said, «Don't worry, baby.
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| It’s just your cavity needs a little filling.»
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| He took out his trusty drill.
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| Told me to open wide.
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| He said he wouldn’t hurt me,
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| but he filled my whole inside.
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| Long John, Long John, don’t you ever go away. |
| No.
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| 'Cause you thrill me when you drill me,
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| and I don’t need no novocain today.
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| Oh, when he got done drilin' he said,
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| «Now, Miss Midler, that is going to cost you ten.»
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| «I was prepared to pay twenty»
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| Yeah, yeah, yeah, when he got done drillin' he said,
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| «Baby, that’s gonna cost you ten.
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| But if it ever starts in to throbbing,
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| come back and see old Long John
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| again and again and again and again and again.
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| Oh, yeah. |
| Yow!
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| «Long John.
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| I sold my heart to Doctor Long John and I will never, never be the same.
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| Oh, that’s so heavy I just gotta lay back.» |