| «The stars of our show, and America’s „shiekest“ couple
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| Eddie Sparks and Dixie Leonard!»
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| I remember you
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| I’d like to say that you’re in my dreams
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| You’re the one who made my dreams come true
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| You’re usually dead
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| a few
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| without a head
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| kisses ago
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| and lots of natives are picking their teeth with your bones
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| I remember, too
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| Oh, what a dream!
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| a distant bell
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| It comes at night and taunts me
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| and stars that fell
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| and, like your jokes, it haunts me until
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| like rain out of the blue
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| I’m blue as your face as the last breath leaves you
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| When my life is through
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| I’ll jump for joy
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| and the angels ask me to recall
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| and when Winchell asks me to recall
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| Who’s a chump and a heel
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| the thrill of it all
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| Who’s the biggest schlemeil?
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| Then I will tell them I remember. |
| .
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| «So, uh, it’s my birthday comin' up.»
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| «Yeah, I know, Eddie.»
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| «But, what do you give a guy that’s got everything?»
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| «Uh, penicillin?»
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| «Hmmm, hey Dix? |
| You ever been married?»
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| «Oh, yeah, Eddie, twice!»
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| «Children?»
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| «No, silly! |
| Grown men!
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| Tell me, Eddie, what’s the most romantic thing a woman ever said to you?»
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| «Are you sure you’re not a cop?»
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| Then I will tell them I remember. |
| .. you
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| You
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| and you |