| Oh God, Oh God, life is real life
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| Is when you wanna sing Polly-Wally-Doodle all the day
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| Well you know, I may well be a sequel to Jaws
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| In which a shark is attacked by a great white woman
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| Actually I’m not going to do the sequel to Jaws at all
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| I’m making the sequel to 'Emanuelle'
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| I call it 'Temple Emanuelle'. |
| Actually it’s not dirty at all
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| It’s just a lot of kissing and mezzuzas
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| And er, one singular sub-plot
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| In which a woman who has an un-natural relationship with a Kreplach
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| I know there must be one or two of you out there
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| Who haven’t got the vaguest idea what the hell is a Kreplach
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| And to both of you I say…
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| A Kreplach is a person from Kreplachia
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| Which is a very small fishing nation wedged between Estonia and Latvia
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| You don’t hear from them too much since the iron curtain fell!
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| But every now and again, one or two Kreplach’s manage to escape…
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| But NEVER to Cleveland!
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| YES!
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| Not True!
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| What?!
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| There we have one Kreplach
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| Who one Kreplach that managed to get to Cleveland!
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| In fact, I venture to say that was the Kreplach that ate Cleveland!
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| Are you sure?!
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| No, Belle Barth used to say:
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| 'Shut your hole honey, mines making money!'
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| OH!
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| Ooh, she didn’t say that!
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| I never said that
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| I didn’t say that
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| I never said that!
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| Oh did you hear the news?!
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| You haven’t heard the news
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| I must tell you the news
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| I am the harbinger of news here
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| I slept with Jack kennedy
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| You wanna know what else?!
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| They slept with Jack Kennedy!
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| Talk about your «Bay of Pigs»! |
| Really
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| Oh, I’m sorry Girls
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| Oh my God
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| Oh God
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| Oh God
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| Alright
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| Oh God
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| Oh God
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| Oh God
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| Oh God
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| Alright
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| Alright
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| Alright!
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| Please forgive me everyone!
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| Please forgive me!
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| Just a little yolk
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| Fuck 'em if they can’t take a joke! |
Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Comic Relief, artist - Bette Midler. Album song Live at Last, in the genre Поп