| She’s blonde, I’m not,
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| I know you think she’s hot,
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| By all standards, she’s a perfect ten, it’s true.
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| She’s your living dream,
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| Off the pages of a magazine,
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| Probably, a better than me for you.
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| But I’ve got a sexy personality,
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| Not a size two,
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| Don’t have big boobs,
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| But I’ve been told I’m kind of funny.
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| (Yeah, I made that up.)
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| Just don’t give in to the stereotype,
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| Of what a guy, who looks like you is supposed to like.
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| I know it may be crass but I could kick that skinny bitch’s ass,
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| Just take a chance on a girl like me.
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| She’s a piece of work,
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| No one should have that much perk,
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| Oh so classy while she’s dancing on the bar.
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| While I read Keats and Poe,
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| And as far as looks go,
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| No one’s run away from me in fear so far.
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| 'Cause I’ve got a bangin' set of listening skills,
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| I know how to bake,
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| Well just the box kind of cake,
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| But I think it still tastes pretty good,
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| Especially funfetti.
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| (What? It’s delicious.)
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| Just don’t give in to the stereotype,
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| Of what a guy, who looks like you is supposed to like.
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| I know it may be crass but I could kick that skinny bitch’s ass,
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| Just take a chance on a girl like me.
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| Baby you should be with me,
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| Oh I could give you fifty reasons,
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| Face it all she’ll ever give you is,
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| Venereal diseases.
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| You’ll break my heart if you prove that the movies lie,
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| But in the end the quirky chick still gets the guy.
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| So don’t give in to the stereotype,
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| Of what a guy, who looks like you is supposed to like.
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| I know it may be crass but I could kick that skank whore’s fake tanned ass,
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| Just take a chance on a girl like me. |