
Date of issue: 22.02.2012
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Girl Like Me |
She’s blonde, I’m not, |
I know you think she’s hot, |
By all standards, she’s a perfect ten, it’s true. |
She’s your living dream, |
Off the pages of a magazine, |
Probably, a better than me for you. |
But I’ve got a sexy personality, |
Not a size two, |
Don’t have big boobs, |
But I’ve been told I’m kind of funny. |
(Yeah, I made that up.) |
Just don’t give in to the stereotype, |
Of what a guy, who looks like you is supposed to like. |
I know it may be crass but I could kick that skinny bitch’s ass, |
Just take a chance on a girl like me. |
She’s a piece of work, |
No one should have that much perk, |
Oh so classy while she’s dancing on the bar. |
While I read Keats and Poe, |
And as far as looks go, |
No one’s run away from me in fear so far. |
'Cause I’ve got a bangin' set of listening skills, |
I know how to bake, |
Well just the box kind of cake, |
But I think it still tastes pretty good, |
Especially funfetti. |
(What? It’s delicious.) |
Just don’t give in to the stereotype, |
Of what a guy, who looks like you is supposed to like. |
I know it may be crass but I could kick that skinny bitch’s ass, |
Just take a chance on a girl like me. |
Baby you should be with me, |
Oh I could give you fifty reasons, |
Face it all she’ll ever give you is, |
Venereal diseases. |
You’ll break my heart if you prove that the movies lie, |
But in the end the quirky chick still gets the guy. |
So don’t give in to the stereotype, |
Of what a guy, who looks like you is supposed to like. |
I know it may be crass but I could kick that skank whore’s fake tanned ass, |
Just take a chance on a girl like me. |
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