| Madam Buff’s was quite deluxe
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| Servants by the score
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| Footmen at each door
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| Butlers and maids galore
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| But one day Sam, her kitchen man
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| Gave in his notice, he’s through
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| She cried, «Oh Sam, don’t go
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| It’ll grieve me if you do»
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| I love his cabbage gravy, his hash
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| Crazy 'bout his succotash
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| I can’t do without my kitchen man
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| Wild about his turnip top
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| Like the way he warms my chop
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| I can’t do without my kitchen man
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| Anybody else can leave
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| And I would only laugh
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| But he means too much to me
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| And you ain’t heard the half
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| Oh, his jelly roll is so nice and hot
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| Never fails to touch the spot
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| I can’t do without my kitchen man
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| His frankfurters are oh so sweet
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| How I like his sausage meat
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| I can’t do without my kitchen man
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| Oh, how that boy can open clam
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| No one else is can touch my ham
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| I can’t do without my kitchen man
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| When I eat his dough nuts
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| All I leave is the hole
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| Any time he wants to
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| Why, he can use my sugar bowl
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| Oh, his baloney’s really worth a try
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| Never fails to satisfy
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| I can’t do without my kitchen man |