
Date of issue: 31.12.1978
Song language: English
The Electric Fan |
It’s the warmest days we’ve had I think. |
Oh, Bert. |
Hey, Bert. |
If you don’t mind if I turn on my |
electric fan to cool off, Do you? |
Bert? |
Bert: Uh, Ernie. |
I’m busy here. |
Ernie: Oh Bert’s busy. |
He’s writing a letter, I won’t bother Bert. |
(Louder) I won’t bother you, Bert! |
It’s okay! |
(Bert looks up, sighs, |
and continues writing) I’ll just get the electric fan and turn on |
some cool air. |
(Gets the fan and turns it on) Oh, there, |
that’s better. |
(Pause) If some cool air feels good, |
If I turn on the fan more, it would feel cooler I bet. |
(Turns it on higher; |
it’s starting to get really breezy now!) Oh, |
the more air this fan blows, the cooler I feel. |
Bert: Hey, Ernie. |
I’m trying to write some letters. |
Huh? |
Ernie: I think if I turned this fan on all the way, |
it’ll get really cool! |
(Does so, |
and papers start blowing around everywhere.) Oh, wow! |
That’s some best cool air I’ve ever |
felt! |
Woah! |
Dosen’t that feel good! |
Bert: Ernie! |
The fan! |
Turn it off! |
Ernie: What, Bert? |
Bert: Turn the fan off! |
Ernie: I can’t hear you, Bert! |
Bert: I said, TURN THE FAN OFF! |
Ernie: TURN THE FAN OFF? |
Bert: TURN THE FAN OFF! |
Ernie: Oh, okay. |
(Turns it off) There we go. |
Woah! |
Didn’t that feel good, Bert! |
Huh? |
What’s the matter, Bert? |
Bert: Ernie… |
Ernie: Yes, Bert? |
Bert: Right here… |
Ernie: Yes, Bert? |
Bert: Ernie… |
Ernie: Mmm hmm? |
Bert: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? |
I AM SITTING HERE QUIETLY, |
TRYING TO WRITE A LETTER, |
AND ALL YOU DO IS BOTHER ME WITH THAT |
FAN! |
I AM SO HOT AND BOTHERED RIGHT NOW! |
Ernie: What? |
Bert? |
Wait, wait wait! |
Wait, Bert! |
You’re hot and bothered? |
Bert: YES, I’M HOT AND BOTHERED! |
Ernie: Oh, I have just what you need |
for someone who’s hot and bothered, Bert. |
Bert: Oh, what? |
Ernie: Cool air, Bert! |
There we go, Bert! |
There! |
Didn’t that feel better, Bert! |
Oh wow! |
(Turns the fan on all the way. |
Papers blow around, and Bert starts yelling.) |
(Fade out) |
Name | Year |
---|---|
Rubber Duckie | 1990 |
Imagination ft. Big Bird, Bert, Ernie | 1990 |
Keep Christmas With You (All Through the Year) ft. Ernie, Elmo, Big Bird | 1994 |
Keep Christmas With You (All Through the Year) ft. Elmo, Ernie, Prairie Dawn | 1994 |
What's The Name Of That Song? ft. Big Bird, Ernie | 1974 |
We Wish You a Merry Christmas ft. Bert, Ernie, Elmo | 2018 |
Immer wieder sonntags | 2013 |
I Don't Want to Live on the Moon ft. Ernie, Jazz at Lincoln Center Orchestra, Wynton Marsalis | 2020 |
What's The Name Of That Song? ft. Ernie, Big Bird | 1974 |
I Refuse To Sing Along ft. Ernie | 1974 |
I Refuse To Sing Along ft. Ernie | 1974 |
El Patito (Rubber Duckie) | 1980 |
Me Lost Me Cookie at the Disco ft. Cookie Monster, Ernie | 1978 |
We Wish You a Merry Christmas ft. Bert, Ernie, Big Bird | 2018 |
The Twelve Days of Christmas ft. Ernie, Cookie Monster | 2018 |
Me Lost Me Cookie at the Disco ft. Ernie, Bert | 1978 |
Live It Up ft. Bert | 2018 |
The Twelve Days of Christmas ft. Ernie, Cookie Monster | 2018 |
She Stands There | 2011 |