| Pandemonium, whoa
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| Pandemonium, whoa
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| Paris' friend had a little pen
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| A little pen Paris' friend had
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| If Paris' friend had a little pen
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| Then where is the pen Paris' friend had?
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| Paris' friend kept her little pen
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| Everyday, under her little bed
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| One day, right before dawn she got up
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| Only to find that her pen was gone
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| And Paris' friend looked everywhere
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| Yet couldn’t find it anywhere
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| There’s a pandemonium, whoa
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| Pandemonium, whoa
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| Paris' friend got her little pen
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| From her daddy, before he left
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| He said, «Keep this, keep this very near,»
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| «This was passed on from your grandma»
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| They say life’s worth not a penny
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| If you lose your pen-ey?
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| If Paris' friend had a little pen
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| Then where is the pen Paris' friend had?
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| Paris' friend went to her friend Paris
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| «Friend can you help me? |
| I can’t find me pen»
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| Then Paris looks in his friends eyes with a smile
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| And says
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| «It's the rats»
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| «Don't you know my friend? |
| It’s the rats»
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| «Just blame it, on the rats»
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| Got to pick 'em out
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| When you’re in doubt
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| Got to pick 'em out
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| When you’re in doubt
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| Got to block 'em holes
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| If you want 'em to go
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| Got to block 'em holes
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| If you want them to go" |