| Michael J. Fox was a household name
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| In 1985
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| And what about young Mallory
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| And all of the Family Ties?
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| I hear they all robbed liquor stores
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| And are in jail now for life
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| Kirk Cameron had Growing Pains
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| Sex symbol of the year
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| Problem solved so squeaky clean
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| In half an hour clear
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| I hear he’s been washing dishes
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| For the last couple of years
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| Laughter tracks and '80s stars
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| Predictable jokes
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| I don’t have to tell you what happened
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| To the kids from Diff’rent Strokes
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| Punky Brewster’s 15 minutes
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| Lasted for years before it got old
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| You’re never quite so cute
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| And I should know
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| Once puberty takes its toll
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| And no one knows their whereabouts
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| What they do or what they did
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| Chew 'em up and spit 'em out
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| Like all of the Cosby kids
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| It’s the toughest game and the hardest time
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| It’s the longest walk on the thinnest line
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| Its sad and true that they love then kill
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| Where do they go when they die?
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| To the big '80s sitcom in the sky
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| Michael J Fox was a household name
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| In 1985 |