| Here’s to the baker I must bring him in
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| Charges tuppence a loaf and he’ll think it no sin
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| When he do bring it in it’s no bigger than your fist
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| And the top of the loaf is popped off with the yeast
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| And honesty’s all out of fashion
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| These are the rigs of the times, times me boys
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| These are the rigs of the times
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| Here’s to the butcher I must bring him in
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| He charges fourpence a pound and he’ll think it no sin
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| Slaps his hand on the scale-weight to make it go down
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| He swears it’s good weight when it wants half a pound
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| And honesty’s all out of fashion
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| These are the rigs of the times, times me boys
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| These are the rigs of the times
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| Here’s to the tailor who skimps on our clothes
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| And the shoemaker who pinches our toes
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| So our bellies go empty our backsides go bare
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| It’s no wonder we’ve reason to curse and to swear
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| That honesty’s all out of fashion
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| These are the rigs of the times, times me boys
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| These are the rigs of the times
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| Now the very best thing that the people could find
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| Is to huff them all up in a high gale of wind
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| And the wind it will blow and the cloud it will burst
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| And the biggest old rascal come tumbling down first
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| Honesty’s all out of fashion
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| These are the rigs of the times, times me boys
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| These are the rigs of the times |