| Thats the holiday…
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| Thats the hanukkah robot funk
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| (ba-rum-pa-pum-pum uh.)
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| Right about now…
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| Gonna drop some hanukkah science
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| Yeah, hmm, uh--this is it…
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| I press a button make the gentleman cry
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| I rock a beat to make the hamburger fry
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| I funk this joint and check out holiday gear
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| The system booming strictly pioneer
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| Under the rear
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| Bringing a tear
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| I turn it out in a holiday mode
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| Safe like a seatbelt in a volvo
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| Keeping it real like a spray-snow tree
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| Well shut it down harmoniously
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| Rockin softly
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| 808 beats
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| (rap) I get this shit lit like a menorah
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| Funk so illegal I think I might need a lawyer
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| Not a firestarter but my beats get hotter
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| Even amount like an allowance (? ?)
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| Footwear riot (? ?) new balance
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| Hanukkah pimp on a check
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| Like a micro rock (? ?) gettin in a sweat (? ?)
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| Neals mackin track
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| Ejaculatin on buffet tables and record labels
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| Willin and able
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| Bring my funk in place of each beat (?? ?)
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| Lifestyles of the slick and sleazy
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| Spin around and around like a dreidel
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| Kind of science that puts you back in the cradle
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| Shit, sometimes this tracks so poignant
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| Somebody please pass me some kind of ointment
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| Put these rhymes together like a thief
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| Clear up your nose like a eucalyptus leaf
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| Dropping science, you dont even know what hits you
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| Next thing you know youre 13 and get a bar mitzvah
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| (background: «his eminence is gay.»)
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| I get down, I get down, I get down all the way
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| Yeah yeah yeah yeah ooohhhhhh
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| I get down, I get down, I get down all the way, etc.
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| Hanukkah pimp
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| Pimpin!!!
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| (assorted noises, «menorah, menorah, menorah… and my book (? ?)») |