| Alcohol on my hands, I got plans
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| To ditch myself and get outside
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| Dancing women throwing plates
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| Decapitating their laughing dates
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| Swirling chickens caught in flight
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| Out of focus, much too bright
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| Coming down
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| Shiny teeth
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| Game show suckers trying to bleed
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| But I got a drug and I got the bug
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| And I got something better than love
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| How you like me now?
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| Pretty good
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| Going on, feeling strong
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| I quit my job blowing leaves
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| Telephone bills up my sleeves
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| Choking like a one man dust bowl
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| Freedom rock slime ball talking in code
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| Went down
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| Lit up the shack
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| Grab me a beer out of the sack
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| Everybody bent over twice
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| Painting the walls, throwing some dice
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| Leaping up into the air getting juiced up beyond belief
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| (And they were singing like this:)
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| Winos throwing Frisbees at the sun
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| Put my soul between a bun
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| Now I’m hungry, now I’m drunk
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| Now I’m running like a flaming pig
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| (Oh yeah)
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| Scraping off the attitude
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| Old man eating all my food
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| Don’t be kind, don’t be rude
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| Just shake your boots and let it all get loose
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| (Oh yeah, my goodness)
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| Fluffy clouds
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| Jumping rainbows
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| Fluffy clouds
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| I’m sad
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| Jumping rainbows
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| A soft and snuggly place
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| Fluffy clouds
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| I’m sad
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| Jumping rainbows
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| A soft and snuggly place
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| Fluffy clouds
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| I’m sad and unhappy
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| Yppahnu dna das
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| Winos throwing Frisbees at the sun
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| Put my soul between a bun
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| Now I’m horny, now I’m drunk
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| Now I’m running like a flaming pig
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| (Oh yeah)
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| Scraping off the attitude
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| Old man eating all my food
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| Don’t be kind, don’t be rude
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| Just shake your boots and let it all get loose
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| (Oh yeah, my goodness)
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| Oh yeah, I like it like that
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| Oh, that is cold
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| Somebody put a flame-thrower on that
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| Oh my goodness!
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| Take me down to the depot
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| Buddy put me down on the bus
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| Oh yeah, I like it like that
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| Somebody bring me a plate of sassafras
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| Hey hey hey
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| Oh yeah
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| Uh huh!
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| What’s happening?
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| What’d I mean?
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| Somebody called me up on the… |