Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Coffee Song, artist - Bebe Neuwirth
Date of issue: 14.10.2011
Song language: English
The Coffee Song |
Way down among Brazilians |
Coffee beans grow by the billions |
So they’ve got to find those extra cups to fill |
They’ve got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil |
You can’t get cherry soda’Cause they’ve got to fill that quota |
And the way things are I’ll bet they never will |
They’ve got a zillion tons of coffee in Brazil |
No tea or tomato juice |
You’ll see no potato juice |
The planters down in Santos all say no no no |
The politician’s daughter |
Was accused of drinking water |
And was fined a great big fifty dollar bill |
They’ve got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil |
You date a girl and find out laterShe smells just like a percolator |
Her perfume was made right on the grill |
Why they could percolate the ocean in Brazil |
And when their ham and eggs need savor |
Coffee ketchup gives 'em flavor |
Coffee pickles way outsell the dill |
Why they put coffee in the coffee in Brazil |
So your lead to the local color |
Serving coffee with a cruller |
Dunking doesn’t take a lot of skill |
They’ve got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil |