Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song You. . . Win! , by - Beardyman. Release date: 19.03.2011
Song language: English
You. . . Win! |
| My name’s Stacey |
| Where are you from Stacey? |
| I’m from Essex |
| Stacey from Essex, and Stacey what do you do in Essex? |
| I’m a receptionist |
| And what have you achieved today? |
| Erm, nothing |
| Correct |
| Well done, you win a crippling sense of disappointment and a general lingering |
| malaise |
| Oh great |
| Do you really mean that? |
| No |
| You disingenuous drone |
| I like X Factor |
| Thank you for playing I Have Achieved Nothing which hasn’t achieved anything, |
| coming up next- |