| Train full of people staring at their phones
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| Every single one playing angry birds
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| But the angry birds didn’t cure the boredom it just made it worse
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| Now I’m addicted to the fucking game, like it’s some kind of curse
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| Well birds is a metaphor for women
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| Like it or not
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| And if you like your women angry
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| Then I think you may have lost the plot
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| I like my women peaceful, generous and kind
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| But lately my iPhone’s been fucking with my mind
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| Lately I’ve been ignoring her
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| Been tapping on my phone when I should have been there
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| And tapping on the phone means no conversation
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| Ignoring everybody else around you
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| But the catapult needs one more flick
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| And there’s a new high score that’s got to be beat
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| Well birds is a metaphor for women
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| Like it or not
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| And if you like your women angry
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| Then I think you may have lost the plot
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| I like my women peaceful, generous and kind
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| But lately my iPhone’s been fucking with my mind
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| Well maybe there’s a conspiracy
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| Behind Steve Job’s legacy
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| Brain washing us with our mobile phones |
| Until the boredom steals our soul
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| When we’ve all got fragile minds
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| We’ll see the angry birds where the sun don’t shine
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| Well birds is a metaphor for women
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| Like it or not
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| And if you like your women angry
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| I think you may have lost the plot
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| I like my women peaceful, generous and kind
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| But lately my iPhone’s been fucking with my mind |