| Darling, oh Darling, you’re not the same… | 
| With your lipstick, powder and paint | 
| You’re all dressed up like a-what-a-you ain’t | 
| You spray your hair a different shade | 
| We’re goin' to a movie, not a masquerade | 
| Warpaint, warpaint, you don’t need-a warpaint, warpaint | 
| Can’t you see you’re not goin' to fight a war | 
| You’re only goin' out with the boy next door | 
| When you put your head on my chest | 
| You get lipstick on my vest | 
| You may think that you look cute | 
| I don’t think it’s funny when you ruin my suit | 
| Warpaint, warpaint, you don’t need-a warpaint, warpaint | 
| Can’t you see you’re not goin' to fight a war | 
| You’re only goin' out with the boy next door | 
| (Instrumental Break) | 
| Darling, you’re not a hopeless case | 
| Just go in the house and wash your face | 
| There’s still time and there’s still hope | 
| Let me introduce you to a cake of soap | 
| Warpaint, warpaint, you don’t need-a warpaint, warpaint | 
| Can’t you see you’re not goin' to fight a war | 
| You’re only goin' out with the boy next door | 
| Warpaint, warpaint, you don’t need-a warpaint, warpaint | 
| Can’t you see you’re not goin' to fight a war | 
| You’re only goin' out with the boy next door | 
| Warpaint, warpaint, wooh-ah-woh | 
| Warpaint, warpaint, wooh-ah-woh | 
| Warpaint, warpaint, wooh-ah-woh | 
| Warpaint! |