| What, am I to wake up suddenly and then
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| Enroll at the local college, earn me a degree
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| And I could work weekends?
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| If I’ve worked real hard
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| I could mow your back yard
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| I can go to Europe, travel with my friends
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| I can blow a thousand deutsche marks
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| To get drunk in a pub with some Australians
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| Buy a giant backpack
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| Sew a flag on the back
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| I think never is enough (yeah never is enough)
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| I never want to do that stuff
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| I think never is enough (yeah never is enough)
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| You never have to do that stuff
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| I never had to spend a summer planting trees
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| I never worked my way through a forest inch by inch
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| Doubled over on my hands and knees
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| I never spent a single day in retail
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| Telling people what they want to hear
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| Telling people anything to make a sale
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| Eating in the food court
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| With the old and the bored
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| The worlds your oyster shell
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| But what’s that funny smell
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| You eat the bivalve anyway
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| You’re sick with salmonella
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| You get your Ph. D
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| How happy you will be
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| When you get a job at Wendy’s
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| And are honored with employee of the month |