| You know there’ll always be people you don’t like
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| You know there’ll always be things that can’t be right
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| But then there’s passengers who lie
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| And fuck with your entire life
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| Just 'cause they decided
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| They deserve to make some new friends in Texas
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| Talk through bands and enjoy the keynote speech
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| They’ll always be around just as long as
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| Someone else has dreams
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| Sign over
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| 20% for the Shiny Percent Man
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| Who wobbles around pretending he’s in demand
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| 10 more percent for the booker of bandstands
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| Who wobbles around with your career in his hands
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| Remember sunset clauses
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| They’ll want a sunset clause
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| It’s only standard practice
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| They’ll need their sunset clause
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| There’ll be some wonders you never get to see
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| There’ll be some lovers you never get to meet
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| So it’s a shame when chance gives you a man
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| Who thinks he’s the next Peter Grant
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| By forwarding your emails
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| Dickens' villains are a handy reference
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| Blending Pecksniff with Uriah Heap
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| They’ll always have an unhealthy preference for
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| Someone else’s dreams
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| Sign over
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| 20% for the Shiny Percent Man
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| Who wobbles around pretending he’s in demand
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| 10 more percent for the booker of bandstands
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| Who wobbles around with your career in his hands
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| Remember sunset clauses
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| They’ll want a sunset clause
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| It’s only standard practice
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| They’ll need their sunset clause
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| S’not like the 3 of us are close to being saints
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| And that’s a boring picture I would never paint
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| But then some
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| Folks have always trusted us
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| They’ll always be there for us
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| While you’re the one who stands there
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| Thinking you provide a professional service
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| I’ll always wonder how you get to sleep
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| So lie down and let your empty head rest
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| On someone else’s dreams
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| Sign over
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| 20% for the Shiny Percent Man
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| Who wobbles around pretending he’s in demand
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| 10 more percent for the booker of bandstands
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| Who wobbles around with your career in his hands
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| Remember sunset clauses
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| They’ll want a sunset clause
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| It’s only standard practice
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| They’ll need their sunset clause |