| If you’re havin' trouble with the high school head | 
| He’s givin' you the blues | 
| You want to graduate but not in 'is bed | 
| Here’s what you gotta do | 
| Pick up the phone | 
| I’m always home | 
| Call me any time | 
| Just ring | 
| 36 24 36 hey | 
| I lead a life of crime | 
| Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap | 
| Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap | 
| Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap | 
| Dirty deeds and they’re done dirt cheap | 
| Dirty deeds and they’re done dirt cheap | 
| You got problems in your life of love | 
| You got a broken heart | 
| He’s double dealin' with your best friend | 
| That’s when the teardrops start, fella | 
| Pick up the phone | 
| I’m here alone | 
| Or make a social call | 
| Come right in | 
| Forget about him | 
| We’ll have ourselves a ball | 
| Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap | 
| Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap | 
| Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap | 
| Dirty deeds and they’re done dirt cheap | 
| Dirty deeds and they’re done dirt cheap | 
| If you got a lady and you want her gone | 
| But you ain’t got the guts | 
| She keeps naggin' at you night and day | 
| Enough to drive ya nuts | 
| Pick up the phone | 
| Leave her alone | 
| It’s time you made a stand | 
| For a fee | 
| I’m happy to be | 
| Your back door man | 
| Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap | 
| Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap | 
| Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap | 
| Dirty deeds and they’re done dirt cheap yeah | 
| Dirty deeds and they’re done dirt cheap | 
| Concrete shoes, cyanide, TNT | 
| Done dirt cheap | 
| Neckties, contracts, high voltage | 
| Done dirt cheap | 
| Dirty deeds | 
| Do anything you wanna do | 
| Done dirty cheap | 
| Dirty deeds | 
| Dirty deeds | 
| Dirty deeds | 
| Done dirt cheap |