
Date of issue: 07.07.2008
Song language: English
Dearly Beloved |
Here’s a story of an honest man losing religion, |
Climbing the pulpit steps before an eager congregation, |
The while praying came a wicked inspiration, |
Brothers, sisters this is what he said: |
Dearly beloved, dearly beloved, dearly beloved, |
(Make no mistake, despite our traits, I’ve seldom seen evidence of genes) |
I can’t relate to you, I can’t relate to you! |
He was the kind of guy who’d always go right out of his way, |
But more before that crazy notion leapt right into his head, |
And stubbornly crept into every mad perception, |
I can’t deny a funny feeling when he said: |
Dearly beloved, dearly beloved, dearly beloved, |
I can’t relate to you, I can’t relate to you! |
Dearest in memoriam — set phasers to stun |
And grab yourself a neighbors’skeleton to lean upon, |
Did you know him in life — one filled with regret, |
So soon we all forget — we ever met, |
Do you know my name — sing a light refrain |
For a man estranged — I won’t deny that I’m inclined to isolate |
Dearly beloved, dearly beloved, dearly beloved, |
I can’t relate to you, I can’t relate to you! |
I can’t relate to you, I can’t relate to you, I can’t relate to you! |